I think I would be hard pressed to find a girl who didn’t find Milo Ventimiglia to be Husband. Um, Jess Mariano? I’m pretty sure I’m not the only girl in the world who found his book-loving, school-hating, rebellious leather jacket-wearing character on Gilmore Girls bang worthy. And I was only 13 at the time. Plus LOOK at him in suit. In the words of the illustrious Animaniacs: helloooo nurse. Fucking meow right there. And while I couldn’t give two rat’s asses about Fergie or the fact that she’s a big girl and doesn’t cry, I will watch her video over and over just to see his sexy tattooed vato ass. For me seeing a Husband then realizing he has tattoos (real or otherwise) is like watching Phoebe Cates walk out of a pool for the first time.